SWDnovel Chapter 366 364. The Moment of Xiaosi's Social Death (Part 1)
Chapter 366 364. The Moment of Xiaosi's Social Death (Part 1)
Chapter 366 364. Xiao Si's social death moment (first update)
The Cavaliers formed the Five Tigers of Revenge, and the Bulls defended the name of the champion. The ratings of this Eastern Conference Finals preview caught up with last season's Eastern Conference Finals G1!
At the beginning of the game, the sons of Akron fell in love and killed each other.
Curry passed the ball, LeBron flew to steal, and the basketball was released.Curry fell to the ground and fought back. LeBron really fought hard. He jumped forward. Two people and four arms locked the basketball!
Poor Curry was dragged more than a meter away by LeBron.
Wu Hao stood in front of LeBron and joked, "It's almost enough, and it's not because of this one goal that you lost in the end."
MMP...
LeBron has lost to Wu Hao so many times in the past two years that he didn't know how to respond when he heard this.
AI walked over as if nothing had happened, and elbowed Wu Hao away, "Is the defending champion ready for a losing streak?"
Whoops, bullying the small with the big?
Corvo turned away from the AI with a gloomy face, without saying anything, needless to say anything.
Two seasons ago, it might be necessary to discuss the strongest person in the class of 1996. Now this issue has been blocked. In terms of hard goods honor, data accumulation, and number of fans, Corvo has crushed AI in all aspects. History The status is at least 10 ahead of AI!
AI is not cowardly, but Corvo is even more stubborn.
The two people looked at each other, and neither of them took a step back. The Gasol brothers, Big Z, and Stoudemire had already thrown off their arms and were ready to start at any time.
In the next second, the referee rushed over to separate the two big shots.
AI turned to look at LeBron, "Brother, what is our goal?"
"champion!"
"Speak up, tell someone to hear..."
LeBron poked his neck and made a domineering expression, "The championship is ours!"
Corvo and Wu Hao smiled without saying a word. They stood side by side in front of LeBron and Iverson. Behind them stood Curry, Gasol brothers, Stoudemire, Big Z and Mo, saying two things An all-star lineup is no exaggeration.
The Cleveland crowd booed the Bulls.
The game has only started 19 seconds so far, and the situation has become tense.
Wang Zha teamed up with the Tianke Trail Blazers Youth Army. Everyone knows that last year's Cavaliers were separated from the Bulls by the championship.
The signing of AI with a basic salary is not a real reinforcement. It is only because the Bulls mentioned Wu Hao to the third position that the people of Cleveland saw the meaning of the existence of AI, Mo and Gibson.
Curry can't even jump CP3, let alone LeBron...
LeBron gave the ball to Stoudemire, Stoudemire gave it to AI, and AI took the ball to the top of the arc.
In the past two years, AI has controlled his weight very well to ensure that his speed and explosive power do not decline much. His crossover is still the sharpest weapon in the league.
It's just that he can't beat Corvo, who knows AI too well.
AI did not attack, but gave the ball to LeBron, and he swooped from the left wing to the right wing. Corvo was chasing and defending AI like the afro-head Koko back then. As long as AI catches the ball, he can break it like in the past. .
LeBron and Stoudemire played a pick-and-roll, Wu Hao was tripped by Stoudemire, Gasol was passed by LeBron, and strode into the basket with one hand, holding the basketball with one hand and preparing for a layup.
Then, the whistle blew, and the referee blew Stoudemire's screen foul.
LeBron threw the basketball on the floor angrily. He looked at Stoudemire and blamed Stoudemire in his heart. Why did you provoke Wu Hao?
Although, Wu Hao's superstar whistle does not have Mousse and Sovedo.
The problem is that Wu Hao occupies the TOP.1 of superstars in professional media such as ESPN, Slam Dunk, TNT, Sports Illustrated, etc. If you trip him, isn't that just waiting to be blown?
Corvo and Curry pulled Wu Hao up, and Wu Hao looked at Xiao Si with a smile, "Keep playing dirty tricks, that's what a softie like you can do..."
"What the hell?"
Stoudemire was attacked by Wu Hao again. He just reached out to grab Wu Hao when he was stopped by LeBron who reacted quickly, "Calm down!"
If it was in the sun, Stoudemire would not care about what Nash said, and Sean Marion and Dior would not be able to stop Stoudemire.
But LeBron is different from them. He hugged Stoudemire with both arms, and Stoudemire couldn't jump up...
Bread Brown hastily called a timeout.
Stoudemire scolded LeBron angrily, "Did you hear what he said?"
"Just talking, if you are serious, you will lose!"
Ah, this... Stoudemire had to calm down, because he came to the Cavaliers to be the second child. If the boss said he couldn't fight, then he couldn't fight, and he would be in trouble if he was hit.
In fact, LeBron doesn't think Stoudemire can beat Wu Hao. Wu Hao's strength, speed, and explosive power are getting stronger every year. How can an armored vehicle beat a tank.
Wu Hao hasn't spammed people for a long time, but for Stoudemire's kind of trash who trips people and deliberately sits on people's ankles, Wu Hao didn't directly slap him in the face, which is enough to give him face.
The three referees discussed and did not add a T to Stoudemire. Of course, they will carefully observe Stoudemire's defensive actions later. As long as there is a little bit of crossing, this T will be added...
Pause back, Bulls attack.
Facing LeBron, Wu Hao took the ball at the top of the arc and signaled Gasol to come up and pick and roll for him.
Wu Hao took a step horizontally, LeBron was blocked by Gasol, Stoudemire switched to defend Wu Hao, this is the result Wu Hao wanted.
Seeing Wu Hao dribble the ball under his crotch continuously and walking backwards, Stoudemire realized something, and hurriedly took a big step forward to block the shot, but it was too late, Wu Hao shot directly, and the basketball swished a wonderful The arc flew into the basket!
Stoudemire stepped on the sweat stains on the floor and played a big split.
After scoring the goal, Wu Hao raised his hands calmly and looked at Stoudemire from top to bottom, "This goal is for you, do you like it?"
Murder is heartbreaking.
Xiaosi really hurts!
Wu Hao turned around and gave Corvo and Curry a high-five to celebrate.
LeBron pulled Stoudemire up, and Stoudemire directly turned into a foreign character, walking like Xiaori... a Japanese with a good life.
Stoudemire walked through halftime, and the Bulls' substitutes laughed like crazy!
Everyone on the Cavaliers' bench was holding back their laughter.
Stoudemire was quite confused, thinking what are they laughing at?
At this time, the camera lens was aimed at Stoudemire's butt, and a pink inner can be seen from the hole in his trousers...
The contrast was so strong that the entire audience laughed their heads off. A very serious revenge battle was turned into a comedy by Stoudemire himself.
Stoudemire finally understands what kind of experience social death is.
Sitting on the sidelines, Stoudemire's girlfriend died of embarrassment, because Stoudemire was wearing hers.
You say the size is wrong?
No, no, Stoudemire's girlfriend wears a size bigger than Stoudemire...
Mike Brin elbowed Mark Jackson and asked seriously, "Why do you think there are men in this world wearing pink underwear?"
Mark Jackson shook his head with a smile, "I'm really Phuket Island..."
Stoudemire hurriedly covered his butt, shot back to the player tunnel as if he was sprinting, hid in a corner and changed his pants.
But, no matter how new the shorts are, they can't hide people's pink memories.
The referee didn't even stop the game and didn't blame Stoudemire for leaving the field without permission.
The reason is simple, the referees patronized and laughed...
(End of this chapter)