SWDnovel Chapter 286 284. The first round of spoof beasts! (Part 1)
Chapter 286 284. The first round of spoof beasts! (Part 1)
Chapter 286 284. The first round of spoof beasts! (first update)
The Pistons lost the game, and AI did not follow the team back to Detroit.
Because there were no games in the first four days of the All-Star Weekend, he chose to stay in the Windy City for a day, and then went to Phoenix with Corvo and Wu Hao.
The Bulls still have a ball, and it's a battle of revenge.
The Miami Heat arrived in Chicago, Wade puffed his cheeks, and he was proud of himself.
After all, leading the team to end the Bulls' 29-game winning streak in the opening game, pretending to be this forceful, Wade can brag for a lifetime.
When Wu Hao saw Wade, the first thing Wu Hao said was Union, okay?
Emmmm......
Wade rolled his eyes and let Wu Hao experience it by himself.
Wu Hao covered his mouth and snickered, and asked again, "How did Union win your heart?"
Wade replied casually, "Big waves and long hair."
Pfft, it really is the old driver.
Nowitzki said, boy, the car can drive indiscriminately, but the words cannot be spoken indiscriminately! There is only one old driver in the NBA and that is me!
In the past month, the Heat have assembled the three heroes of 03 ahead of schedule.
Not to mention Wade, who averaged 41 points per game in January.
Although he scored and stretched his hips in the previous two months, he still hopes to compete for the scoring title this season.
James hit his old club with a comprehensive performance of 20+10+5.
Subsequently, Anthony scored his first double-double performance.
Well, James is James Jones and Anthony is Joel Anthony.
The real body was not there, so Sao Wei had to find two substitutes...
The Heat with 27 wins and 24 losses remain in the playoffs, but compared to the records of the Cavaliers and Nuggets, they are a bit eye-catching.
03 Among the three heroes, only Wade has no hope of competing for the championship.
If the big leader wasn't Pat Riley, Wade would have been unable to take care of himself with the life sprayed by the top management.
Riley is the only team leader in the league who can overwhelm the super giants with his personal achievements. Even in Riley's eyes, Wade has no right to threaten the team.
Want to negotiate with the team?
Okay, let's get a Lianzhuang MVP first, and then get 2 championships and 2FMVPs. As long as you have 1 championship and 1FMVP, apart from the significance of the first championship in team history, there are no other hard goods. Negotiate with chickens.
Of course, Sau Wei has not thought of this level, it should be said that he will never think of this level.
Without Xiao Ao, the Heat don't even have a real insider.
The substitute Anthony got enough playing time, but he only played a double-double performance, so he really couldn't be tough.
Not to mention that the fake James has been a ghost for a year, and the James experience card is used up, and now only the Jones part is left...
At the beginning of the game, the Bulls switched to pick-and-roll tactics, Wu Hao organized, the Gasol brothers took turns attacking the frame, Corvo and Ci Shiping were responsible for opening up the space, and then——
Dajia dunks down the middle with both hands!
Xiao Jia emptied the cake and swung his arms to smash the buckle!
The Chicagoans' sound wave after wave.
Lao Zhang joked, "The Bulls are preparing to perform in advance for fans who can't go to Phoenix to watch the All-Star."
The Gasol brothers were happy and dared to do any job.
Anthony, who is 2 meters tall and 13 meters tall, stunned Joel, and then dexterously dribbled the ball into the basket to show off his finger skills.
Changing sides to fight again, Xiaojia turned into a tall fort, shot a cold arrow from 7 meters away, and the basketball entered the frame accurately.
I thought that Ke Ritian had countless ways to dominate the game, but I didn't think about losing to the Gasol brothers.
Coach Spoelstra's expression was quite embarrassing.
Seeing the Gasol brothers and substitutes Uncle Mu, Jordan Jr. and others wreaking havoc in the restricted area, Wade only hated himself for not being a big shark!
Wu Hao made it clear that he was playing for the inside line, and Corvo and Ci Shiping were willing to be green leaves.
大加31分8篮板，小加19分12篮板，这对兄弟合砍50分20篮板，差点就刷新了NBA亲兄弟的单场最佳表现。
Jordan scored 11 points, and the most eye-catching one is Uncle Mu!
Uncle Mu has returned to the top, ah no, he can't attack at the peak, so 27 points and 3 blocks in a single game is really a burst.
The Bulls scored 88 points from four insiders, and the Heat scored 89 points. They almost didn't beat these four big guys.
Sauway's 34 points are completely meaningless.
Ke Ritian was happy to rest, and he should save his energy for the All-Star weekend.
At 126:89, the Bulls scored 37 bloody revenge against the Heat.
【Ding!Congratulations to the host for gaining 1060 win points]
Although Wu Hao's personal score is only 14 points, he set another record. As a guard, he scored 5 steals and 5 blocks in a single game, which is comparable to the old hooligan.
Wu Hao took another step towards DPOY.
Van Gundy Jr. said, "Wu's performance reminds me of Payton and Jordan. I have checked Wu's high-level data. The more critical the moment, the more amazing Wu's defensive performance is. I can't remember how many times he helped the team with defensive performance. The team is winning.”
Brin affirmed his partner's words, "Wu Hao's role on both offensive and defensive ends is very similar to that of Jordan in the 87-88 season. The defensive victory value is 6.5, which is even higher than Jordan. I think Wu Hao deserves to have MVP+DPOY!"
Howard silently blocked Xiaofan, Brin and other commentators who supported Wu Hao's DPOY.
Back then, Jordan competed with Olajuwon for DPOY. This year, Wu Hao wants to grab Howard's DPOY. It is still difficult for an old hooligan.
Swallowed a big defeat, Wade is not in the mood to participate in the All-Star.
Then Baby Union sent a message, "Baby, I'll be waiting for you in Phoenix."
Wade immediately turned into an LSP expression.
Then, a private plane took off from Chicago, and five All-Stars Wu Hao, Corvo, AI, Wade and Dajia were sitting on the plane, as well as Ci Shiping, Uncle Mu, Gasol Jr., Jordan Jr., Ke Wall et al...
After AI and Sao Wei rubbed against the plane, they disappeared as soon as they got off the plane.
AI reunites with Melon Brothers, and Sau Wei hangs out with Mousse, Bosh and others.
The Bulls participated in the All-Star Weekend in a mighty way.
In Xiao Yang's words, "This year's All-Star has been contracted by the Bulls."
"Little Five and Kobe are the starters, Gasol is the substitute, Jr. Jordan will participate in the slam dunk contest, Korver will participate in the three-point contest, Ci Shiping will participate in the skill competition, Xiao Wu and Gasol will participate in the rookie competition, Uncle Mu Participating in Shooting Star, the Bulls players are too much seen!"
Yu joked, "I think the All-Star team should be in Chicago, and the Eastern team can start directly with the Bulls."
That night, Warcraft nested in the hotel room and planned a spoof plan with the photography team.
"At two o'clock in the morning, I knocked on Rose's door. Pfft, Rose's expression must be very interesting."
At this time, the midnight bell rang.
Instead of a cuckoo popping out of the clock hanging on the wall, an imp pops up with a terrifying sneer!
Everyone in the room was taken aback.
Howard smiled wryly while clutching his big chest, wondering if hanging a clock like this in a broken hotel wants to scare people to death?
Bang dong dong, someone knocked on the door.
The photographer silently turned on the camera.
Howard got up and opened the door, but there was no one outside.
Howard thought he heard it wrong, just as he closed the door, there was another knock on the door.
"What the hell?"
Howard opened the door again and poked his head out, but the corridor was empty.
In fact, Howard has been persuaded.
Says one photographer, "I remember an urban legend about this hotel..."
"Stop talking!"
Howard was timid, and when he heard this, cold sweat broke out behind his back.
Boom, boom, knock on the door again.
Howard's hands were trembling, and he opened the door slowly, but there was still no one there. When he raised his head, a death scythe fell from Howard's eyes!
"Mom, this baby is scared to death!"
The monster screamed and ran out of the room...
Wu Hao, Ross and others looked at Howard's back, and gave a thumbs up to the cameraman in the room, "Nice job."
The first round of spoof beasts, a big success!
(End of this chapter)