SWDnovel Chapter 126: Be lazy today
Chapter 126: Be lazy today
Just when a certain Sour Herrcher was competing with a cat cake, he realized that his vacuum cleaner had already eaten a large table of food.
"You finished eating so quickly?!"
Bai Ya on the side gave Bai Feng a disdainful look.
"We finished the minute our dear old father went out."
Seeing this, Bai Feng looked at Aiya and Bella opposite.
"Really?"
“It is true”
“It’s really true than Ding”
"what?!"
Now Bai Feng is lying on the table like a dead fish, and the Aili cat cake in Aili's arms also rubs against Bai Feng to show comfort.
"mu~niu~"
Just like this, Bai Feng sighed while sucking the cat
"Sure enough, both being together with Ellie are so perfect."
"Hey, a cat like you was born to be eaten by me~"
Then Bai Feng buried his face directly on the shell of the cat cake, which made Ai Li jealous.
"I was raped by a cat?"
The more Ellie thought about it, the more angry she became, and she decided to snatch her man back from another species.
"Meow~"
"A Feng, look at me, meow~"
"Fuck-!"
That meow gave Bai Feng's little heart another four-fold critical blow, and he almost accomplished something that he had never been able to do."
But some people are disgusted with it
"Eh——" X3
"Let's take the food to Uncle Instant Noodles and Aunt Mei first. Anyway, these two unreliable people have already paid for it."
“I feel awkward”
"Wouldn't it be good for us to do this?"
Seeing Bella like this, Aiya reminded her
"Do you need me to help you recall what happened before?"
"No, no! I already have a picture in my mind!"
So the three of them took the lead in bringing their meals to find Kevin who was preparing to cook in class.
"Pu...Uncle Kevin, dad brought this to you."
"Really? That guy still has some conscience."
Seeing this, Aiya also followed up. Bai Feng was not at home anyway.
“But not much”
"Hahahahaha!"
(Bella is the one who laughs the most)
“Really not much”
Then Kevin also remembered the bad job that √b had done before and informed the three of them.
"For example, Qianjie's mask is filled with all kinds of children's graffiti. Gratitude looked at it and called him an expert."
(Bai Feng: I thank you)
"There was also the time when I applied high-purity wind oil essence to Gracie's feet. As a result, Cosmo didn't open his eyes for the whole day."
"He and Ellie once turned all Mobius's hair and clothes into pink."
"So Mebius chased Bai Feng with a scalpel for a whole day."
"The key is that he shouted with a pink loudspeaker while running."
"Dr. Mebius is going to wear pink to dance subject three!"
puff--! X3
After listening to Bai Feng's whole life story, the three of them couldn't hold back for a moment, but the face of a certain Herrcher of Sour who was holding Ellie at the door with a cat cake on his head didn't look good.
After putting down Ai Li and Ai Li cat cake, Bai Feng took out the xGeats sublimation deduction
"Yu'er! Female horse! White spoon!"
"I see you guys want to eat barbecue."
"Damn, this guy is so hot!"
"Run quickly!" X3
"xGeats" (Extreme Fox Ten Tails)
"Black Out"
"henxin!!!!!" (Transformation!!!!!)
"Darkness Boost!"
"xGeats" (Extreme Fox Ten Tails)
"Ready Fight"
So that day, all the residents of Liyue Port saw a big black fox chasing four foxes all over the street.
After placing the cat cake, Ai Li looked at Mei's room on the third floor and smiled.
"Mei shouldn't mind~"
A certain drunken man passing by saw this and quickly said:
"I remember this guy can't be worn. What's going on?"
"Forget it, drinking is important."
A certain old man who strictly controlled his wife also said:
"Private life is not evaluated"
And a certain woman who often exploited the old man suddenly felt happy after seeing it.
"Happy, so happy"
Are you possessed by Aha after all (annoyed)
Kevin's condition on the other side is not that good.
"Fucking Bai Feng is still chasing me!"
"You bitch! You didn't ask for it!"
"Bai Feng, I'm fucked, you big ****"
"You instant noodle bastard is talking about me, Arminos!"
So the scene turned into two people running and sending telegrams at the same time.
"********!"
"grass!***!******!"
"Younger female horse Bai Shao! The sky fire comes out of its sheath!"
"Damn it, you won't be the same as me!"
Now Bai Feng has also released his transformation and turned into the feathered flame mode.
"Fire flames burn silently!"
"Fuck! Let's run!"
"Mom, help me!"
"My Queen, I don't want to die"
So the anxious Bai Ya took the three of them and teleported to his bedroom on the second floor.
boom!
When the two tribulations clashed, a mushroom cloud representing destruction appeared on the horizon.
Then a certain byd (author) put away the fantasy driving book in his hand and looked at the words he had not finished coding.
"grass!"
Even Neelam, who was working in Mondstadt, saw the mushroom cloud.
"I wonder if that unlucky guy offended him?"
Then I ignored the noise of the people around me and started eating pan-fried pork with carrots and honey sauce. I also added a pizza and vegetable soup.
“It smells so good~”
"Let's check out the Angel's Gift later."
The scene returns to Bai Feng and Kevin
Although the two attacks did not harm each other, at least the Whispering Forest has turned into the Whispering Wasteland.
(Yes, these two bs ran from Liyue to Mondstadt)
"It seems we got into trouble."
"Be confident and remove the impression."
So Kevin rubbed his head and looked at Bai Feng
"Hehe~"
"You have a way, you must have it"
"whispering sound--"
Seeing this, Bai Feng constructed a steel pipe with his backhand and hit Kevin on the head.
(Steel pipe falling to the ground.mp3)
"What are you doing!"
"It's just that you're unhappy"
After giving Kevin a steel pipe, Bai Feng then turned into death rhythm mode and put one hand on the ground, releasing a large amount of creative power and began to hit the target.
"Life and death are virtual and real, just a thought"
Dan Heng: so?
Afterwards, the surrounding scorched earth was re-covered with green plants and trees grew again. At the same time, for the sake of the ecological environment, Bai Feng went to other places to catch some animals.
When the knights arrived at the scene of the incident, Bai Feng and Kevin had already wet their feet.
(A certain cat has set its sights on an old man with noble temperament)
"Kevin, do you want to race?"
After hearing about drag racing, Kevin instantly became interested.
"Elaborate"
Bai Feng just snapped his fingers, and a brand new jeep bah...motorcycle appeared in front of him, and Bai Feng himself summoned the long-forgotten heavy-duty bunny.
"three"
"two"
"yee~"
"Set off"
hum!
Accompanied by the roar of the engine, the motorcycle driven by the two instantly launched into action.
"Wuhu~"
“Racing, it’s fun!”
"It's not over yet!"
"Reload Bunny, burst mode!"
"LOADING"
“burst mode plete”
Then Bai Feng looked at Kevin on the side
"Your car also has——————!"
Whoosh————!
But before he could finish what he said, he ran away and disappeared, leaving only the confused Kevin driving alone.
While Kevin was still hesitating, he heard Bai Feng's words with echoes.
"Who-coward-who-grandson!"
"My *your*, come as soon as you come!"
Whoosh————!
The two started racing at the speed of light, but as the saying goes, the good lawyer + motorcycle + heavy rabbit, all the conditions for revoking the driver's license were met.
So when Bai Feng was distracted, he was rear-ended by Kevin who came over.
boom!
"nmd Kevin, you rear-ended me——!"
"Damn it, your driver's license has been revoked!"
So the two of them flew out, but some of them couldn't fly.
(Bai Feng: holding back laughter.jpg)
(Bai Feng: I can’t hold it back.jpg)
So Bai Feng flew in the sky and watched helplessly as Kevin fell into the sea next to Liyue Port.
(The journey of several days took these two guys more than ten minutes to finish)
ps: When we wrote this paragraph ourselves, we thought it was outrageous, but after thinking about it, since I wrote it myself, it’s okay.
"Brother Seawater Instant Noodles!"
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"
"Grrrrrrrrrr!"
Just when Bai Feng was happy, he seemed to have forgotten that there seemed to be some magic spell on him
"No, now I'm flying in the sky and still on the sea!"
"It's over! Uncle, I want to catch the plane!"
Then Bai Feng was shot down by an unknown attack.
"Don't let me catch you!"
"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!"
Pfft!
"Gulu gulu gulu" (Haha!, you must have fallen into the water too)
"Gulu gulu gulu give it" (you girl, why are you so selfish)
However, Kevin, who was merciless in his words but still very honest in his body, pulled him up. However, Bai Feng always felt weird looking at Kevin at this time.
"You guys are not weak, are you?"
"Don't talk nonsense! I'm not lying."
Now Bai Feng can be sure that Kevin is really weak, but what Bai Feng didn't expect was that Shi Mei was so fierce and actually knocked Kevin, the strongest person on the surface, to a weak point.
(Bai Feng’s strength has always been floating in the sky)
So the two of them flew out of the sea and met Zhongli head-on, who was finally pulled over.
Seeing this, Zhongli closed his eyes knowingly.
"What should I eat tomorrow?"
"Hahaha! Brother Bai Feng, why are you so embarrassed?"
"Sister Gui Zhong, please stop teasing me."
"Slip away"
Then Bai Feng took Kevin and teleported back to the door of the locker room on the third floor, but the two of them seemed to hear something that could not pass the review.
The two of them also saw a faintly glowing hat on each other's head, and then a familiar figure appeared in front of Bai Feng.
"Fucking Otto is still chasing me!"
"Otto? Who is it?"
"Just a crazy warrior of pure love"
(This is Kevin from the pre-civilization, not the big ice cube from the current civilization)
Bai Feng: My lover stole my good brother’s lover?
Kevin: My good brother’s partner has snatched my partner away. I’m waiting online. Urgent!