SWDnovel Chapter 124 Episode 1 of Bai Feng’s bad show
Chapter 124 Episode 1 of Bai Feng’s bad show
After giving the gift to Kongzi, Bai Feng hugged Aili and went back to the house to sleep without saying a word. Only the three of them were left standing there.
"We're still here, don't you both pay attention?"
"I don't want to eat dog food!"
Bai Ya started to lose her temper while stroking Aiya's hair.
"Spread your paws! My hair has become a chicken nest!"
Bella on the side was humming a tune idly, but she could already become a sonic weapon.
"La↑↓La↑La↑La↑La↓La↓ah↓~"
"Don't talk nonsense! They are all our sisters!"
"Stop singing!"
But what they responded to was Bella's teasing eyes, so she put on her earphones and continued torturing the two of them.
"La↑la→La↓La←La↗!"
"You are Shigure Kirara's personal disciple, right?"
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" (little see through defense.jpg)
So the two of them reached a very tacit consensus.
"Thunder Tornado!"
"Sakura Geats Strike"
As a result, the friendship between the three people capsized, and the damage caused by the battle also broke a big hole in the wall of the first floor.
Bai Feng was awakened: "What's going on? Teyvat was destroyed?"
After not hearing the second sound for a long time, Bai Feng just thought that demolition was going on nearby, so he kissed Aili on the lips and continued to sleep with her in his arms.
It is indeed demolition, but it is my own home that is being demolished.
The three people downstairs also looked at the corner of the stairs in fear. However, after waiting for 5 minutes and no sign of Bai Feng was seen, the three of them went to the suburbs together and started fighting.
"Bella, I've put up with you for a long time!"
"That's right, dad even cheated on you himself!"
After looking at the two people in front of her who were very jealous of her, Bella staged a world-famous painting
"This is the expression!"
"You look so jealous of me, hahahaha!"
But Erya, who can't stand it, has already become popular and plans to unite the front.
"So angry! Aiya beat her together."
"it is good!"
Seeing this, Bella was not afraid at all. She was now fully worthy of being promoted to the final level.
"Come just come, I'm not afraid of you"
"Benares—Hellfire!"
A fiery red ray instantly hit the two of them.
"Vocal! You really came!"
"Sakura Geats Strike"
After seeing Aiya launch a super kill, Bai Ya also began to use her own authority to continuously assist Aiya's attack, but Bella is not panic at all now.
"Now I am a perfect dragon, enough to surpass everything in this world!"
(Evolution from Bei Wangcai to Bei Chaoyue)
Then he continued to add in an almost inaudible voice.
"Except for mom and dad and the Queen"
Then Bella hit her hand with her ability and attacked Aiya with her fists.
"Benares—impact!"
(You can refer to Knight Boxing)
boom!
A huge explosion resounded through the sky. Even the people of Liyue Port heard the explosion. At the same time, Bai Feng was also successfully awakened.
"Awake, it's hunting time!"
After covering Aili with the quilt, Bai Feng turned into a black fox and rushed towards the battle site.
"Darkness Boost!"
"xGeats" (Extreme Fox Ten Tails)
"Ready Fight"
After going downstairs and looking at the big hole in the wall, Bai Feng couldn't help it.
"You guys better not get caught by me!"
Then the residents of Liyue Port heard another sound breaking through the air and a black fox flying in the sky.
"Zhongli, a black fox flew past the sky~"
Zhongli looked helpless as he continued to shake his arms.
"It's probably another creation of a close friend, but it would be unlucky to have a child."
The two people on the other side used all their strength to decide the winner after the first confrontation failed to determine the winner.
As for Bai Ya, she was already sitting on a chair watching the two of them collide.
"Okay! I want to see a river of blood!"
Of the three girls, you are the most disdainful and scheming.
"Nizi, what did you just say about Chenghe?"
The sudden sound scared Bai Ya. When she turned around, she saw a black fox staring at her eagerly.
"Ahahaha, Dad, please listen to my explanation (feeling guilty)"
"Fix the wall before I go back! No need to negotiate!"
"Okay! Okay! Okay! I'll go right now!"
Bai Ya was naturally very happy to learn that she could avoid a meal of belt stew, and there were two guys fighting for their ultimate moves.
"Benares—smash!"
“Phantom Boost Time”
"Sakura Geats Victory"
The noise made by the two people just attracted Bai Feng who was standing on the ground.
"Vocal! These two girls are crazy, aren't they!"
"Darkness Boost Time!"
"xGeats Victory"
Bai Feng then teleported to the position where the two were about to collide and blocked their fatal blows.
"vocal! It's over!" X2
"You two go back and tell me the reason!"
Just after the three landed, the surrounding Qianyan troops and the assault wolf team led by Keqing also arrived at the scene.
"The other side has a drive! Get ready to fight!"
"Yes!" X11
Seeing that the team brought by Keqing gradually approached him, Bai Feng removed his facial armor.
"master?!"
"Why is it you?!"
"No? Master, why do you have new equipment?!"
Bai Feng was speechless after hearing Ke Qing's questions three times in a row. This girl is good at everything, but this seriousness gives Bai Feng a headache.
So Bai Feng reassembled the facial armor and called Aiya over. Then the two foxes, one black and one pink, showed speechless expressions on their faces.
(reference)
"Okay, don't look at me like that, it's so embarrassing!"
Just when Keqing was about to step forward to inform the two of them, the mischievous Bella condensed a small piece of ice on the ground.
"Sea Bull—!"
"Pfft——!" X2
After seeing Keqing fall down, the two foxes standing at the front finally stopped laughing.
Ke Qing, who got up, also made a sound like boiling a kettle. Bai Feng, who didn't know the truth, was still adding insult to injury.
"Whose kettle is on?"
"Yeah yeah"
"Master! You big bad guy!"
"I'm going to insert the shooting sublimator into your nostrils!"
"Rampage Bullet"
Seeing that Qingzhen took out the shooting sublimator and key, it was Bai Feng's turn to panic.
"I'm super! You're serious!"
"Collapse and sell out!"
But before leaving, Bai Feng also left a line of words on the ground.
【If you have any questions, come to me at Wanshiwuwu】
"Close the team!!!"
"Tell Ning Guang that I will go find him personally when the time comes!"
After hearing Keqing's order, everyone was very wise and did not mention what happened before. After all, they did not want to be punished.
And Bai Feng, who returned home, was also warm because Bai Ya had completely forgotten what Bai Feng had said before.
Then a blue light flashed in Bai Feng's hand, and then a red brick appeared in Bai Feng's hand.
"You, you, don't know how to appreciate someone!"
boom!
"Ouch, fuck me!"
"That blind sneak attack lady!"
"You still claim to be having sex with me, you have such great authority."
Then a Qi wolf appeared in Bai Feng's hands
Snapped!
Snap, very quickly
So Bai Ya made the voice of Teacher Tom
"Ooohhohohohoho!"
However, Bai Feng only painted a little bit and stopped, while Bai Ya also consciously started to paint and repair the wall.
"You two, tell me what's going on."
Seeing Bai Feng turning his attention to himself and Aiya, the two slowly explained the reason.
10 minutes later
After hearing the reasons, Bai Feng's mind was filled with black people, question marks, and faces.
"Are you awake?"
"Is it really that unpleasant to hear? Bella, I'll listen to it if you're here."
In just a moment, Aiya recalled the astonishing singing voice, and then she felt that the good sisters who had been pulled up and still beating the dust quickly retreated.
"Run!"
"Why are you running?"
"Bella is singing again!"
"Fuck!"
"Ahhhhhh!" X2
Bai Feng looked confused as the two girls ran out shouting and became confused.
"Is it really that bad?"
"No matter how bad it sounds, it's probably not as bad as Kirara Shigure's."
After looking at Bella in front of him and taking a deep breath, Bai Feng suddenly felt a sense of regret.
"La↑La←La→La↖La↓La↘La↗La↖!"
“La←La↗La↙Eh→La→La↖Woo↑La↘La←←Wow↓”
Now Bai Feng knows why those two girls ran back so fast just now
It can't be said that she is in the same sect as Shigure Kirara, because she even vaguely surpasses Shigure Kirara!
It would be best if Bai Feng also gave his own evaluation (not a glass-hearted person)
"You sang very well, please don't sing again next time"
"In the world of abstraction, it is second only to me."
(Bai Feng is also a very abstract existence in the abstract world)
Bai Feng took out his headphones, played music and started to wash his ears. He had already let Bella's singing break his defenses.
Not only was the defense broken, but the real damage that followed made him sweat profusely.
Then Bai Feng lay down on the sofa and began to lie down, while Bella also lay on the lazy sofa next to her like a puddle of mud.
"Life~" X2
Bai Feng suddenly stood up and looked at Bella differently, then complained in his heart.
"What is this girl sighing about?"
When Bai Feng's eyes moved over the wall with a big hole, he couldn't stand it anymore and directly used his final authority to restore it.
(It seems that he finally has the authority over time)
The scene came to the two girls running out
After running for a while, the two stopped and began to pant.
"Huh~ I can't hear it now."
"The singing is so awful. Every time I hear it, I feel like I'm being suffocated by a python."
"You two, are you discussing music-related issues?"
The two of them turned around and looked at a dark-skinned girl carrying a guitar, and then Aiya was the first to ask.
"Excuse me, who are you?"
"I forgot to introduce myself, my name is Xin Yan, I like rock music."
This time it was Bai Ya's turn to be confused.
"What is rock and roll?"
(Bai Ya has no knowledge of music at all)
"It can be said that using exciting music to awaken people's emotions"
Xin Yan gave his answer after thinking for a moment, and the two of them also showed great interest.
"Sometimes words alone may not be enough. Let me give you a try."
(Here we substitute the guitar fragment from SABLE (song title))
"????????????"
After the music ended, the two looked at Xin Yan with wild eyes.
"It's on fire!"
"Boruto is here, please help me."
Then Xin Yan looked at the two of them and asked
"How does it feel?"
"Coach, I want to learn rock music!" X2
Xin Yan was very happy to see that the two of them liked rock music very much, and then looked at the two of them and said
"Of course, no problem. Do you have a guitar?"
The two of them scratched their heads in embarrassment, and Bai Ya remembered that she was a person with the core of pseudo-reason, so this was not a problem at all.
"Sister Xin Yan, please wait a moment."
Then two beat axes appeared in the blue light representing the structure in front of Aiya, but they only had the same appearance and were essentially just guitars.
Xin Yan always felt a little familiar when looking at the abilities in front of him, but he couldn't remember some of them.
"I finally understand why dad likes the ability to reason so much"
“It’s so fucking easy to use!”
Fortunately, Xin Yan didn't hear Bai Ya say this, otherwise it would definitely surprise her.
Afterwards, Aiya explained the situation to Bai Feng and followed Xin Yan directly to the soundproof room where she usually practiced.
After they started practicing, the two discovered that Xin Yan's personality had undergone a 180-degree reversal.
"Wrong fingering! Should be on the second string!"
"No, no! You should do this first and then that!"
(I have never learned guitar, so this paragraph is purely based on subjective judgment)
The screen comes to Bai Feng's side
After finishing the wall repair, he lay idle on the sofa.
"Life~"
"The sky is really blue and the clouds are really white."
"A Feng, what's wrong with you?"
"Play the original game" (instant answer)
Ai Li rolled her eyes and Bai Feng went crazy and said
"Be serious!"
"Hey, I was defeated by Bella's song earlier" (sad)
(Actually, I was criticized on QQ (Great Sadness))
When Bai Feng was lamenting about life, Ke Qing also came to Wanshiwu to find Bai Feng.
"Master, give me an explanation"
"Come with me"
And Ai Li watched in confusion as Ke Qing and Bai Feng came to the computer where the surveillance video was stored.
"Don't say I lied to you, this is a picture captured by surveillance."
Ke Qing rolled her eyes at Bai Feng
"Only if you let me see it!"
"Oh! (Sudden realization) Yes, yes! How could I forget this?"
Bai Feng then played the surveillance video and sat on the bench aside, while Keqing's expression continued to change while watching the surveillance video.
In the end, it only became two words
"It's so outrageous!"
After looking at Bai Feng, Keqing suddenly smiled with relief and thought to herself
"It turns out I have such an outrageous father, then it's okay."
"Keqing, you just said bad things about me in your mind."
Seeing this, Ke Qing quickly waved her hands and said,
"How is that possible, Master? I definitely didn't say anything bad about you behind your back (guilty) (eyes averted) (touching nose)"
"I respect you the most."
If Bai Feng hadn't seen Ke Qing sweating profusely, he would have believed... a ghost!
Then Bai Feng showed the previously secretly recorded image in front of Ke Qing, and saw Ke Qing in the screen pointing at the black fox and saying
【master! You big bad guy! 】
[I will insert the shooting sublimation device into your nostril! 】
Now Bai Feng completely adjusted the red temperature of Ke Qing, and the latter's sanity was also hung up with a -200% debuff.
"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!"
"Stop playing it! Get out of my head!"
Then Keqing knocked down the computer in front of her with a punch.
(Igarashi smashes the computer in his sophomore year.jpg)
(I’ll try to see if I can put the animation in the comment area later)