SWDnovel Chapter 221 The Scumbag Cat is Getting More and More Scumbag
Chapter 221 The Scumbag Cat is Getting More and More Scumbag
"Um, Ling, where are we going?"
Uchiha Ryo stopped in her tracks. "According to your original plan, what were the arrangements for today?"
Little Lonely thought for a moment.
"Hmm... I'll probably go to Starlight Bar to practice with everyone as usual in the morning, but since the guitar is damaged, we'll probably go buy some new instruments together at noon."
Uchiha Ryo: "Then I'll accompany you to the Starry Sky first. I don't know much about guitars, so I can't offer any suggestions."
Little Lonely clenched his fists and raised them to his chest. "How could that be? Ling plays the guitar very well too!"
Those are all copied. He can play a song, but if you ask him about guitar techniques, he knows nothing.
"By the way, Lonely One, you guys probably don't have many plans for summer vacation, right? How about we go to the beach together?"
Let's go to the beach! Little Lonely was a little conflicted. On the one hand, she really didn't feel comfortable at the bustling beach, but on the other hand, she really wanted to go out with her friends.
"I might not adapt well, but I'll do my best!"
Uchiha Ryo smiled and said, "Don't worry, I won't let you talk to strangers. I'll rent a private beach for this trip, and only people I know will be there."
In that case, a little loneliness is acceptable!
Goto Ichiri dreamed about the future. How long had it been since she went to the beach? Because of her social anxiety, she didn't dare to go to the swimming pool, let alone the beach.
Uchiha Ryo: "Speaking of which, how much money did your family prepare for the new guitar you bought this time? If it's not enough, I can lend it to you."
Goto Ichiri: "No, no need to trouble Ryo-kun!"
Noticing that the pink-haired girl beside him suddenly showed a visibly happy expression, he patted his backpack.
"My dad prepared 300,000 yen for me, and my mom just gave me another 10,000 yen."
Three hundred thousand yen—for an average family, spending that much to buy a guitar for their daughter who is still in high school is quite generous of the parents.
Little Lonely, however, continued to say to himself, "Hehe, I didn't expect there to be so many, actually..."
Goto Ichiri, unusually, didn't hold back her social anxiety and recounted the entire process of receiving the money yesterday.
It turns out that the 300,000 yen was all the "GG fee" that Goto Ichiri received online as a guitar hero. Because Goto Ichiri's account was set to be shared by the family, his father secretly added a lot of "GG" to the videos.
"Oh, I see. It's GG's fee. I was wondering why I kept seeing videos of Guitar Hero with GG as an endorser. Turns out it was Uncle who did it."
Little Lonely nodded; after all, how could someone as socially awkward as her dare to pick up a guy?
Uchiha Ryo took out her phone. "But the fake persona you created for yourself online is really impressive. Is this what you wanted?"
[This is a very popular song among friends lately] — Guitar Hero
This is a lie: Little Lonely had no friends when he released the song; he just thought it sounded really good.
[The most popular song at karaoke today, everyone was singing it with gusto!] — Guitar Hero
This is a lie: Little Lonely has never been to a karaoke bar; the only time she sings her heart out is when she's alone in her room.
[This is a song my male best friend really likes; it has a very rock-and-roll male taste.] — Guitar Hero
Hehe, besides Uchiha Rin, the only other man Little Lonely is relatively familiar with is her father...
Little Lonely: "Stop...stop reading! Stop reading! Waaaaaah..."
Seeing his embarrassing past posts read aloud by Uchiha Ryougi, Xiao Gudu felt his social anxiety, which had just started to improve, return to normal. Ugh! He just wanted to crawl into a dark corner.
She's just lying to everyone online that she's an extrovert, why expose her and say it to my face? Waaah.
"Oh, right! I'm considering whether to quit my job at Starlight Bar."
Little Lonely awkwardly changed the subject, but Uchiha Rin didn't say much about the guitar hero's persona.
"Haha, never mind, I won't say anything more. But I just suddenly remembered something interesting."
Isn't it normal for someone to have a different persona online than in real life?
Some people are timid and submissive in real life, but can unleash devastating attacks in games.
Some people are gentle and refined in class, but become Archimedes' lever on the internet.
Even Yanyunjiang has learned to scam people online, so what's wrong with Xiaogudu creating a "real-life" persona online?
However, it must be said that Uchiha Ryo still remembers the last time he went home, he found that Yanyun-chan was chatting with strangers and pretending to be a girl.
What surprised Uchiha Ryo even more was that Yanyun actually succeeded!
—Uchiha Ryo's Memories—
Yanyunjiang: [I'm out of money for this month's monthly pass.]
Wise Number One: [Don't worry, Sister Yanyun, I'll add you on WeChat right away! But we've been chatting for so long, can we hear Sister Yanyun's voice?]
Want to hear a voice message? No way! Yanyun-chan simply didn't reply.
But the person thought that Yanyun was waiting for the money to arrive, so Da Ruizhi immediately gave Yanyun's account three more months of monthly cards.
Wise One: [Haha, is it okay now?]
Cat sighed. She felt it wasn't right to keep lying to idiots, so she decided to be honest and block them.
So, Yanyunjiang sent a message.
【Meow--】
Wise One: [Holy crap!! My sister's imitation is spot on! I love her wit and humor!]
After saying that, the other party renewed Yanyun's subscription for another three months, making it a six-month subscription.
Yanyun-chan was stunned, and Uchiha Rin, who had been watching from the sidelines, was also dumbfounded!
"We've run into a real idiot!" Uchiha Ryo exclaimed in amazement. "Yanyun-chan, what are you planning to do? Maybe we should just delete it, and stop ripping off this fool."
Yanyunjiang: "What do you mean by lying? What do you mean by lying! I'm completely honest, okay? Look at the chat history if you don't believe me!"
"Look, this wise person asked me if I was male or female, and I just replied 'female'."
Uchiha Ryo: "Eh, that's not precise. You should have answered... female."
Yanyunjiang: "....."
"He asked about gender, and since it was a multiple-choice question, I could only choose the female answer that best fit me. He asked about male and female, so I answered female."
Uchiha Ryo was speechless. "...Indeed!"
"Look, he asked me again how old I am this year. Is it wrong for me to answer that I'm a first-year student in a higher education institution?"
This is the school cat identity that the principal of Shuchi High School personally created for Yanyun-chan. She even participated in the students' sports festival! Of course, she is considered a classmate of Uchiha Ryo.
Uchiha Ryo: "...Uh, no problem."
"He then asked me where I went to school, and I said Shuchiin University, is that alright?"
Yanyunjiang raised its head.
"That settles it! I didn't lie to him. He offered to play games with me and even spent money on my account. He can't blame me."
Okay, okay, Uchiha Ryo thinks this scumbag cat is getting more and more scumbag. Hmph! Who did he learn all this from? He really doesn't learn anything good...
Uchiha Ryo guessed it; it must be that little fox from the junior high school named Masaki Senju.
Yes! It must be this kind of fox whose name alone suggests he's no good; he corrupted Yanyun-chan while working at the cat cafe.