SWDnovel Chapter 112 The Bodhisattva Forcibly Saves Me with a Gun
Chapter 112 The Bodhisattva Forcibly Saves Me with a Gun
Chapter 112 The Bodhisattva Forcibly Saves Me with a Gun
Jiang Feng took the water from the Abortion Spring and returned to the tavern. By this time, Sha Wujing's belly had swelled up, and after the pain subsided, he lay down on the bed and fell asleep.
After feeding Sha Wujing spring water, he slowly opened his eyes after a while.
Seeing Jiang Feng sitting smiling beside him, Sha Wujing relaxed a little, touched his belly which had returned to its normal size, and asked, "Master, am I all better now?"
Jiang Feng smiled and nodded: "Yes, congratulations, it's a girl."
Sha Wujing was utterly shocked: "Ah??!!"
Bai Suzhen covered her mouth and laughed: "Stop teasing Wujing, didn't you see his face turned blue from fright?"
"My face was originally blue!"
Sha Wujing glared at them through gritted teeth: "I think we should rest for the night and set off again tomorrow at noon, because I'm afraid you two will get beaten to death sooner or later!"
Jiang Feng laughed and was about to speak when suddenly the sound of gongs and drums rang out from outside.
Jiang Feng turned his head curiously to look outside the door: "What's going on outside? It seems like there are no weddings in the Women's Kingdom. Is it a funeral?"
Just then, the tavern owner walked in with a happy expression, clasped her hands together and congratulated her, saying, "Holy Monk, this is a joyous occasion!"
The Imperial Advisor divined yesterday and predicted that you and our Princess are destined for each other across three lifetimes. His Majesty was overjoyed upon hearing this and specially dispatched the Imperial Advisor to fetch you to the palace to marry the Princess!
Jiang Feng frowned: "You mean, that imperial advisor predicted last night that I would come to your tavern today?"
The proprietress said proudly, "Of course! The Imperial Advisor is incredibly powerful; his divinations have never been wrong!"
Sha Wujing curled his lip: "My master has a predestined marriage spanning three lifetimes? That's impossible. Let alone three lifetimes, he was a child monk for eight consecutive lifetimes. Back when he passed by the Flowing Sand River—"
Jiang Feng interrupted with a dark face, "Wujing, I think you want to eat water boiled with boy's urine!"
Sha Wujing was taken aback: "Isn't that just diluted boy's urine? What's so edible about that?"
Jiang Feng covered his forehead in exasperation: "The Jade Emperor banished you to the mortal realm because he was afraid you'd outsmart him and kill him sooner or later."
As they were talking, a middle-aged woman dressed in a Taoist robe walked in. Upon seeing Jiang Feng, she smiled and bowed, saying, "You must be the holy monk Jiang Feng from the Great Sui Dynasty. His Majesty has sent this humble Taoist to escort you into the palace."
Jiang Feng glanced at her a few times and saw that she had a kind face and looked like a good-natured person. He thought for a long time but couldn't find anyone who could match her.
After hesitating for a moment, he said, "Lead the way, this humble monk needs to enter the palace to obtain a travel permit."
After saying this, he went outside, boarded the carriage, and was surrounded by a group of people as he made his way to the palace.
Upon entering the palace, they were led to the Taiji Hall, where the Queen conducts her daily affairs.
A woman in her thirties, dressed in a dragon robe, sat behind a desk. When she saw Jiang Feng, a glint of light flashed in her eyes, and she nodded with great satisfaction, saying, "Holy Monk, you have a handsome appearance. Before you became a monk, your surname was Jiang."
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Jiang Feng shook his head: "I was put into a wooden basin and floated down the river right after I was born, so the old abbot who found me gave me the surname Jiang."
The Queen said with a look of sympathy, "What a pitiful background. You were lonely and helpless in the first half of your life and had no choice but to become a monk."
After we are married, I will make sure you enjoy all the riches and honors you have, and properly compensate you for the suffering you endured before.
Jiang Feng: "??"
The Imperial Advisor's expression changed, and he quickly stepped forward, saying, "Your Majesty must have misspoke. You asked me to bring him into the palace, not to marry the princess!"
The Queen stood up with a displeased expression: "Grand Preceptor, I did not misspoke. The princess is too young to handle the holy monk from the Sui Dynasty. Let me handle this myself!"
Imperial Preceptor, please calculate an auspicious date so that I may marry the Holy Monk as soon as possible.
Imperial Preceptor:
This isn't right! That's not how the Bodhisattva arranged things! How come even the wise Emperor seems to have the potential to be a tyrant the moment he sees Jiang Feng?
Jiang Feng frowned and glanced at the Queen, saying, "Your Majesty, please don't joke around. This humble monk still has to go to the Western Paradise to obtain the scriptures. Please stamp my travel permit first."
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The Queen said earnestly, "I offer you the wealth of my entire nation as a betrothal gift, promising to share the throne with you after our marriage. Is this not enough to move you?"
Jiang Feng rolled his eyes and said, "It's not that I look down on your Women's Kingdom, but the wealth of your entire country is probably not as much as my family's assets."
The Queen was taken aback, then said dreamily, "What a straightforward man! How can you possibly agree to my request?"
Jiang Feng suddenly felt a toothache, took a breath, and pulled out the travel permit: "Are you going to stamp it or not? If you don't, I'll do it myself."
As she spoke, she took out several seals from her treasure pouch, and after picking and choosing, she kept one seal with the four large characters "Western Liang Women's Kingdom" engraved on it.
Then Jiang Feng, holding an AK47 in one hand and a seal and documents in the other, said with a cold expression, "We Buddhists always follow the rules. If you don't follow the rules, then I'll show you what it means to be: 'Under the Bodhi tree, the Bodhi fruit is ripe, but the Bodhisattva is forcibly taking me through with a gun!'"
Now, it's up to me to either riddle you with holes and stamp the results myself, or you to voluntarily stamp the results for me. You choose!
Queen:"----"
Bai Suzhen: "————"
If I'm not mistaken, you even forged Buddha's seal! Just how much preparation did you make beforehand to get to the Western Paradise?
In a tense atmosphere, the Imperial Preceptor approached the Queen and whispered, "Your Majesty, this holy monk of the Great Sui Dynasty is no ordinary person. All of us in the palace combined cannot defeat him. Your Majesty must not push him too hard."
The Queen forced a smile: "The holy monk must have had a very arduous journey, enduring wind and rain. Why don't you rest in my palace for a few days?"
I will now order a banquet to welcome you and your disciples back home.
After saying that, he quickly left the Taiji Hall with the Imperial Preceptor and guards, leaving only Jiang Feng and his two companions, along with a few palace maids.
Seeing the Queen's discomfiture, Bai Suzhen chuckled twice and said, "So even the Queen is afraid when she encounters ruthless bandits, just like an ordinary person."
Jiang Feng said, "They hold the power of life and death in the human world. They have too much to lose, so they often cherish their lives more than ordinary people."
When dealing with those in power, you can't treat them kindly.
Sha Wujing pondered: "So, I was banished to the mortal realm because I was too obedient and gave the Jade Emperor too much credit, right?"
Master, if I take a stronger stance now and go to the Heavenly Court to berate the Jade Emperor, do you think he will reinstate me to my original position?
Jiang Feng silently distanced himself from him and tentatively said, "Go to the Heavenly Court? You can try cursing it right now."
Let me get away from here first, so I don't get caught in the crossfire when you get struck by lightning!
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