SWDnovel Chapter 499 It's Him, It's Him, It's Him
Chapter 499 It's Him, It's Him, It's Him
"Master Zuo Ling, what should we do?"
Seeing that Gantuji was hesitating, the two men rushed to urge him; because when he was hesitating, Wei Wu obviously moved, which was a sign that he was about to wake up.
Gantuji gripped the handle of the knife tightly, his knuckles turned white from too much force, but he never pulled out the knife. After more than ten breaths, his tense body suddenly loosened, and he gritted his teeth and said, "Let's go!"
He wanted to kill Wei Wu, but Aqina's order was "Leave the bullock cart after Fu Ran", which meant clearly, not to kill anyone.
After weighing the two, he finally chose to obey the order, because he could feel that Aqina had no intention of killing Wei Wu from the beginning to the end.
He didn't know if something would happen to Ah Qina, everything was unknown.
The risks brought about by blind movement are unpredictable.
Upon hearing this, the two subordinates hurriedly dropped the night running lights as if they had received an amnesty, and quickly disappeared into the night.
"Ami, your family is a Buddha, the blood moon has faded, is this the end of the dragon slaying?"
Not long after they left, suddenly a nondescript Buddha's name came from the darkness, and then they heard the sound of Suso, two figures, one fat and one thin, pushed through the weeds on the side of the road and came to the road.
"The situation is not right. The five thousand years of dragon slaying has never been so short, eh? Wait a minute, there seems to be a car there."
"Lost the lantern on the ground, was it a robber?"
"Hey, Wuliang, your family is a great god, and you, Uncle Wu De, are here, and the thief will show up quickly!"
"Your grandfather Fahai is here too!"
"Are you taking advantage of me?"
"Stop talking nonsense, no one, go and have a look."
Soon, two fat and thin figures came to the side of the bullock cart, and the fire illuminated them. One was a monk with swimming rings all over his body, and the other was a Taoist priest who was skinny.
It was Wu De and Fa Hai.
Both Taoism and Buddhism have secret techniques for calculating the fortune of the world.
The two originally planned to return to the capital after autumn, but they never expected that the omen of slaying the dragon would suddenly be advanced for some reason.
The two hurried to catch up slowly, but they were still one step too late.
The blood moon rises, and meteorites suddenly appear.
The only exception is that the duration of the blood moon is too short.
Riding on the moonlight, when the two saw the person lying on the bullock cart, they were both stunned.
The Taoist was surprised: "This... isn't this Wei Wu?"
"Why is he in this wilderness?" The monk was also quite surprised.
The Taoist hurriedly picked up the lantern on the ground and took a photo. He said, "It's Wei Wu, that's right. I haven't seen him in a few months. How did this guy become a mother? Look at this face, it's whiter than my ass."
After speaking, he moved his nose again, leaned down to smell it, and said: "It smells of alcohol, are you drunk?"
The monk also shivered a few times when he heard the words, but he was stunned for a moment, then his nose followed the ox cart and got on the noose, and followed the noose to the buttocks of the cow. After sniffing a few times, the monk let out a sound. Surprised: "Huh... this cow?"
Inexplicably, the Taoist raised the lamp over, looked at the still numb little scalper, and asked doubtfully, "What's wrong with the cow?"
"This bull is the one that bumped into us in Ludi last year!" the monk said excitedly.
"No way?" The Taoist was moved when he heard that, looked at the little scalper again, and said, "Didn't you say that Qin He's bull hit us last time? This one seems to be bigger, and its coat color is more shiny."
The monk's face froze slightly, and he said: "I didn't taste the taste last time, anyway, don't care if the other end was the same last time, this end must be."
"Don't make a mistake." The Taoist was cautious. Last time in Ludi, the monk's tongue couldn't taste the smell of cow, which made him suspicious, because it really didn't make sense.
When the monk heard this, he thought to himself that you were doubting my master's profession.
So without further ado, he pinched his fingers and shouted: "The wind and smoke from all directions enter my mouth, Mani Padme Hum, the taste of the tongue is traced!"
After finishing the sentence, he stretched out his tongue, "Zi Liu", and licked the little scalper's ass.
And then... blah blah.
The next moment, he stared and shouted: "It is it, it is it...it is it!"
"Good guy, I found it." The Taoist gritted his teeth immediately when he heard it, and said, "I told you how he jumped up and down that day. It turned out that he was the one who caused the trouble while riding a bull!"
"Twice!" The monk gestured a two. If he wanted to talk about other grievances with Wei Wu, it would be a mess.
A teacher's wife and two enemies, no one is pleasing to the eye, if you let the other party suffer once, you will be excited for several days.
"Hiss... Wait... Didn't you say that this cow might belong to Qingniu Great Immortal or Qin He? Then is the one in this cart Wei Wu?" After a pause, the Taoist priest suddenly remembered something and asked again .
The monk stopped after a while.
Qingniu Daxian, Wei Wu, and Qin He are mixed in. The monk only feels that there is me in you, and you in me, and it is completely unclear in a mess.
Disguise is not a profound technique. If a good-looking person turns into a mother, it may really be disguise.
The Taoist looked at the monk and said solemnly, "It's better to be sure."
The monk's face twitched suddenly, and he said, "You...you have to keep it a secret."
"I swear." The Taoist also held out two fingers.
Seeing this, the monk gave Wei Wu a smug look of disgust, and after babbling, the monk said with great certainty: "It's Wei Wu, that's right!"
The Taoist priest immediately dispelled his doubts, put down the lantern, slowly began to roll up his sleeves, and said: "If that's the case, then we've solved the case, and there's nowhere to find it after breaking through the iron shoes, so it's easy to get here."
"Ami, your family is a Buddha, he must have done it on purpose, you must not let him go lightly!"
At this moment, Wei Wu was startled awake by the voices of the two, sat up abruptly, and opened a pair of numb eyes.
However, before he could fully see, a fleshy fist rapidly enlarged in his pupils, "Hit him!"
"Hit him~"
"Boom!"
"Oh~"