SWDnovel Chapter 456: A Happy Event Comes
Chapter 456: A Happy Event Comes
Wei Wu suddenly said with horror on his face: "No, how can you have this skill?"
"Then you only have two choices, one is to wait for the Great Immortal Qingniu, and the second is to wait for the Elder Ju to come out of the palace." Twenty days."
Wei Wu's face turned green all of a sudden, he didn't dare to imagine that the Great Immortal Qingniu would be able to make a chrysanthemum twenty days old?
Twenty days, I'm afraid they will all rot, right?
The key is how to live this day, squatting in the hut every day?
"Brother Wu, you have self-healing skills, it's just a one-shot job, you don't need any good skills, just bear with it and you'll get over it." Wei Yuanji was persuasive.
Wei Wu instinctively thought of the scene of the ruined temple and the bloody half-wall, with a hesitant expression on his face, unable to make up his mind, it was too scary.
"Acupoints to stop the bleeding in advance, we have good hemostatic ointment and a sharp knife, it's just a matter of two or three inches." Wei Yuanji continued to persuade.
When Wei Wu heard that it could stop the bleeding, his courage finally strengthened. After hesitating for a moment, he gritted his teeth and stomped his feet: "Okay, let's cut it."
It was agreed that Wei Yuanji went down immediately to prepare.
Sharp knife, hot water, basin, hemostatic ointment, clean cloth...the most important thing is a mulberry strip with a mouth.
Feiyuwei doesn't have anything else, things that can hang life by cutting some parts from people's bodies, that's by the dozen.
The working experience is also very rich.
Qin He's violent method of cutting hemorrhoids is really amateurish.
Professional things should be left to professional people.
I can't go into details about what happened next.
In short, it is to bite the mulberry wood tightly, make a good posture, find the right position, and then cut around with one knife.
There is blood, but very little.
Feiyuwei's hemostatic ointment and acupuncture are professional.
A miserable howl was inevitable, the person was awake, and the cut site had abundant nerves, and the biting Sangmu immediately left two rows of clearly visible teeth marks.
Self-healing is also efficient, and the blood is fast
Stop it, and then listen to the "Sisi Lala" granulation growing wildly.
However, Wei Yuanji's expression gradually changed from surprise after the stabbing to disbelief, his eyes widened, and he looked like he had seen a ghost.
"Have you finished cutting?" Wei Wu asked in a trembling voice after not hearing anything for a long time.
Wei Yuanji scratched his head, hesitantly said: "The cutting is over, but Brother Wu... There is a bad news and a good news now, which one do you listen to first?"
Wei Wu suddenly looked terrified and said: "What's the situation, you should speak clearly, don't be fooled."
"Then I'll be straight."
Wei Yuanji nodded, and then said: "The bad news is that after your hemorrhoid was cut, it grew back again. The good news is that it...is not that big anymore."
When Wei Wu heard this, he collapsed on the spot.
Can it grow back after cutting?
What the hell did this self-healing technique heal itself! Hemorrhoids are not part of the body, hello!
Why are you self-healing it!
"Brother Wu, your self-healing technique is lacking, and what shouldn't have grown has grown." Wei Yuanji said to the point, "There is no other way now, but to continue cutting until it doesn't grow. That's it."
"Then... how much is that?" Wei Wu's voice began to tremble.
I don't know how this damn thing came about, so it turned out for no reason. I am the pinnacle of internal strength, and I should be invulnerable to all diseases.
Wei Yuan evaluated it seriously, and said, "Looking at the extent of the reduction, another eight knives should be enough."
"Eight knives?!"
Wei Wu jumped up in shock.
What happened after that cannot be described in detail.
In short, this night, the Feiyuwei government office was full of Wei Wu's dull and miserable howls, which made people's hair stand on end.
...
A day later, the capital rarely experienced a natural night rain.
Suppressed a bit of summer heat.
The Xu Mansion in Dongcheng was decorated with lanterns and festoons, and it was full of joy.
The eighth day of the sixth month of the lunar calendar is an auspicious day for travel, housewarming, and marriage.
today
, is the day when Xu Changshou got married.
The Xu family is a descendant of the offshoot of the Xu family of the King of Zhongshan. Although there are more than ten generations away from the King of Zhongshan, who is relatives of the emperor, they are no longer relatives, and their family status has not declined, but they are descendants of princes after all. The Xu family is in Dongcheng , is still somewhat popular.
In addition, Xu Changshou loves to make friends, and there are everyone from top to bottom, so there is an endless stream of guests who come to drink wedding wine and congratulate him.
The scene was decent, but the only drawback was that when the host family was away, the guests gathered in groups, discussing and whispering in private.
Those with good conduct shook their heads and sighed, those with bad conduct could hardly hold back the sneer on their faces.
There is no way, although the Xu family is in decline, it can be regarded as a respectable family.
Marrying a daughter-in-law actually married a widow and became pregnant.
This kind of thing, pile after pile, is going to be poked in the spine.
No, Xu Changshou's parents agreed to the marriage because of the blood in Yang Qiaoer's belly, but Xu Changshou's seven aunts, eight aunts, and Uncle Uncle didn't look good when they were offended.
A group of people were gearing up, gnashing their teeth and guarding the gate, making it clear that they were going to do something.
"Master, those people seem to be blocking the door." Not far away, Wang Tiezhu stretched his neck, and said to Qin He who was eating melon seeds.
For Xu Changshou's great joy, all Dongcheng crematoriums were mobilized, occupying a few tables, eating melon seeds while waiting for the bride to come to worship and start the banquet.
The so-called blocking the door means blocking the sedan chair.
Ming media is married, regardless of whether it is a big girl with yellow flowers or a widow, as long as she is a regular wife, she must go through the door to worship in a dignified way, which is the core requirement of etiquette.
If you marry a concubine, you can only go through the small door. A small sedan chair quietly enters the house through the small door, and the job is over, and the treatment is very different.
Being married to block the door is the greatest insult to the bride, and it is also a fundamental denial of her name and status.
If it succeeds, it will be difficult in the future.