SWDnovel Chapter 174 Half Pepper
Chapter 174 Half Pepper
Big bastard and little calf have been quite hostile since they pinched each other last time.
Every time Qin and He went back, they could find clues of their mutual pinching.
Qin He didn't know how to reconcile, so he could only see through without telling the truth, hoping that as time passed, they could be combined together.
In the end... Qin He hadn't even reached the entrance of the crematorium when he saw a calf jumping inside the crematorium, and the crematorians were so startled that they hid in the room and dared not go out.
Even Xu Changshou, Ling Zhonghai and others hid in the duty room, only daring to poke their heads out.
For them, birds of a feather flock together and people are divided into groups. Qin He's cattle are just like Qin He's. They have convulsions in their brains and are too strong to be provoked.
I love bouncing, no one can stop it, I just hope Qin He can come back soon.
Otherwise, the corpse delivery team will come soon.
The little calf mooed, jumped up and down, as if it wanted to pop something out, and rubbed its tail on the tree. Suddenly seeing Qin He, he rushed out of the crematorium and ran to Qin He. Shouted: "Master, save me quickly! It's so spicy, so spicy~"
"hot?"
Qin He was taken aback for a moment. He naturally didn't know that the two animals had already pinched each other. He held up the bull's head and asked, "You're trying chili again, aren't you?"
This happened from the last time I ate, Qin He took out the chili and ate it with Dawangba.
The little calf was partly curious, partly lured by bullshit, so he took a sip too. As a result, it was so hot that it jumped up and down, rushed to the canal and drank a lot of water to relieve it.
Seeing that it couldn't bear it, Qin He told him not to touch it.
So when the calf said it was hot, Qin He thought it was trying chili again.
When the little calf heard it, the cow burst into tears, and said aggrievedly: "Master, it's not the mouth, it's the butt~"
"butt?"
Qin He was even more surprised, thinking that you have eaten spicy food and become dizzy, otherwise how would you have a hot ass.
I quickly turned to the back of the cow to look, and found a stalk protruding from the calf's buttocks. I stretched out my hand to pinch it and pulled it gently, and a red thing came out.
Taking a closer look, he gasped in shock.
Half a chili!
"Wang Tiezhu!!"
Qin He's face turned dark, and now he understood, it must be the two of them pinching again.
The little calf has feet and no hands, so he suffers a lot.
Qin He hurriedly took the calf back to the crematorium, but as soon as he entered the door, he saw Da Wang rolling a bundle of thatch and scrubbing his back with all his strength, wishing to rub off the lines on it.
A strange smell lingered in the crematorium.
Dawang Ba turned his head and saw Qin He, he was stunned for a moment, and immediately groaned, aggrieved, "Master, you have to uphold justice for me, this cow shit on me~"
Qin He was about to reprimand him, but when he heard this, he gasped again, hurriedly closed the doors and windows to apply sound insulation, and looked at the calf: "Did you shit on it?"
"It stuffed peppers into my ass~." The little calf's eyes flickered, and he said stubbornly.
Dawang Ba was even more aggrieved, and shouted: "It was the first to shit, and I just stuffed the peppers. My bucket can't hold it anymore, it's full of shit. If you don't believe me, take a look, I can't wash off the smell. gone."
Qin He hurried over to have a look, good guy, there is indeed a bubble of cow dung in the bucket.
I don't know if the calf is detoxifying after eating the Qiang Beast Pill or what, it's thin and shapeless.
There are traces of Dawang Ba's panic and struggle on it.
Obviously, the bastard was still in the barrel when the animal was pulled.
"You bastard!" Qin He's teeth were itchy, and he looked at the calf: "What's the matter with you, why are you shitting on it?"
"It...it called me trash." The little calf said again.
"I didn't, I just let it eat a little less, and it ate up all the steamed buns." Dawang Ba shouted.
"You still call me a bitch."
"I didn't, you spouted blood."
"You have, you definitely have~"
"I do not have!"
"You have it, you have it!"
"..."
While talking, the two animals quarreled again.
"Okay, okay, stop, shut up!"
Qin He hurriedly stopped the two of them, pointed at them and said, "Don't argue with any of you, none of you can make me feel at ease."
The two animals didn't dare to speak at once, but their eyes were still staring at each other.
Qin He looked at the half-cut pepper in his hand, and then at the dirty cow dung bucket, suddenly felt a headache.
The two animals are at odds, and sooner or later there will be troubles, and a solution must be found.
But for a while, I couldn't think of a good way. The cremation room is so big, it can't be divided into two rooms, right?
"Master, my butt still hurts, help me." At this time, the little calf said aggrievedly.
Qin He looked at it, nonsense, only half of the chili was pulled out, and half was still inside, it's no wonder it didn't hurt.
After thinking for a while, Qin He looked at Dawangba and said, "How did you get in?"
"That's...it was stuffed in." Da Wang Ba compared a movement of rushing forward.
"Get it out." Qin He ordered.
Da Wang Ba shook his head, "It can be done outside, but not inside."
"Put your head in," Qin He said.
"no!!"
Dawang Ba and Xiao Calf screamed strangely at the same time.
Then the two animals looked at each other and made a "cut" at the same time.
"Then what do you want me to do?" Qin He was speechless, and looked at the calf again: "Why don't you hold back and wait for it to be pulled out?"
The little calf looked hurt, "Master, I just finished pulling, I can't bear it for so long."
"You deserve it, bickering is bickering, what shit are you shitting?" Qin He glared at it, and the two animals ignored it, but it was obvious that the calf's character was more reckless and reckless.
Not to mention pulling cow dung into the bucket where the big bastard sleeps, even in the room.
This is something that the little calf has agreed to in three chapters on the first day.
An error of the "bottom line" nature.
The little calf lowered his head, knowing he was wrong, he dared not speak.
Qin He paced back and forth, thought for a while, took a pair of chopsticks from the table, thought again, turned to the back of the stove, and picked up the tongs leaning against the corner.
When it was clamped, there was a "click".
When the little calf saw it, he turned his butt around in horror and almost jumped up, "Master, this... this is too big."
"Ha!" Dawang Ba couldn't hold it back even for a moment, and laughed out loud. After being stared at by Qin He, he quickly retracted into his shell, shrugging and shrugging.
"Just tell me if you don't want it, or you'll just wait until the next poop comes out." Qin He looked at the calf.
The little calf immediately hesitated, felt for a while, seemed to be weighing whether he could survive to the next bubble, seemed to find it very difficult, and said tremblingly: "Master, it is possible, but you... lighten up ~"
Qin He asked the sky speechlessly, and pointed at it with the tongs: "Speak ugly, if you dare to fart in a while, I will kill you!"