SWDnovel Chapter 191: Senior White’s blessing
Chapter 191: Senior White’s blessing
Chapter 191: Senior White’s blessing
Translator: Stardu5t Editor: Kurisu
The next morning, Song Shuhang woke up feeling groggy—last night, he had several strange dreams in a row.
There was an elevator accident—he plunged right down to the ground from above the 10th floor while he was in an elevator.
Then, he became a cleaner and was cleaning the windows of a high-rise from the outside when the rope attached to his harness broke.
After that, he was enjoying the view from the edge of the cliff when someone from the back suddenly pushed him lightly.
Yet another time, as he was walking, he suddenly fell into a bottomless well—he kept falling and falling, never reaching the bottom.
In short, all kinds of accidents related to falling. The Song Shuhang in the dreams felt weak in the legs...
Upon waking up, he could still feel his heart palpitating.
Needless to say, these weird dreams must have appeared because of yesterday’s shenanigans with Senior White.
‘Come to think of it, was I possessed by Senior Thrice Reckless yesterday?’ Song Shuhang thought of yesterday’s events and was immediately filled with regret—why couldn’t he control his mouth?
Hopefully Senior White’s anger had subsided today, and he would not drag him for some more bungee jumping anymore!
Otherwise, he was worried that if he went for a few more rounds, his acrophobia might become even more serious, and in the future, he might not even dare to ride on a flying sword. If that was the case, it would be the end...
As usual, after his morning practice has ended, Song Shuhang got ready—today was the last day of the finals, after which would be two months of vacation!
Song Shuhang went down and prepared to sneakily check Senior White’s mood today.
However, the weird thing was, it was early in the morning but there was no sign of Senior White anywhere. Even Penniless Thief Sect’s Little Candy wasn’t there. Only Doudou was left at home.
"Doudou, where’s Senior White?" Song Shuhang asked.
"Senior White went to look for his flying sword! Last night after you fell asleep, Senior White brought the Penniless Thief Sect’s disciple out with him and headed out," answered Doudou while seemingly looking at the news on the computer.
Song Shuhang nodded his head—Senior White did indeed mention this to him before.
"Doudou, what are you looking at?" Song Shuhang was curious and stood next to him, looking at the computer screen— eh, isn’t this Jiangnan area’s morning news?
Doudou is actually looking at the news?
Song Shuhang got curious and looked at its contents.
According to the report, recently a lot of pets in Jiangnan neighborhoods went missing—the police suspected there was a syndicate going around stealing dogs; their modus operandi was very meticulous, and every time they made a move, they managed to avoid all surveillance cameras and leave almost no traces behind. The police informed the residents that they should pay more attention to the safety of their pet dogs and deny the criminals the opportunity to take them away...
Dog theft syndicate?
The number of people owning dogs in the Jiangnan area wasn’t small, so every year there would be at least one dog theft syndicate that would come and pay them a visit. Pet dogs that were worth several tens of thousands RMB sometimes got stolen by these people only to be sold for only a hundred RMB or so to dog meat shops. But no matter how many robbers were arrested every year in the Jiangnan area, the police just couldn’t put a stop to it.
Song Shuhang looked at Doudou, who was just staring at the news without blinking. He observed three seconds of silence for them in his heart—of all places to prowl, why did they have to come to the Jiangnan area?
Furthermore, instead of capturing cats or stealing chickens, they just had to target dogs. If they did not seek death, they would not die. Such a simple logic, why can’t people just understand it?
Including himself from yesterday!
"Oh right, before Venerable White headed out, he left a couple of things behind for you, saying you’d need these items for self-defense when you go over to J-City in a couple of days to deal with the underlings of Altar Master." With one paw on the mouse, Doudou did a lazy-dog-peeing pose at the same time and kicked a package of things to Song Shuhang.
"What’s that?" Song Shuhang took the items.
"You open it first, then I’ll explain," said Doudou without turning his head.
Song Shuhang opened the package.
Firstly, there was a wooden sword—there were some complicated formations carved on it, which looked like the work of Venerable White. At the same time, there was also a small box which had a button on it. The box and the sword seemed to be complementary items.
When he saw the button, Song Shuhang had a strong impulse to push it. This was human nature—upon seeing a strange button, most people would have the itch to press it.
But, alert people would resist such a temptation, and people who were good at seeking death would surely press it without any second thoughts.
Additionally, near the wooden sword was a tattoo sticker. It looked like the ones which Song Shuhang used to play with when he was a child, those that cost fifty cents a piece.
The other item was a handwritten list.
"The wooden sword is called ‘disposable flying sword 004’. Just like its name suggests, it is a disposable one-use flying sword. But, it is a treasure created by Venerable White, so defeating a Fourth Stage cultivator is not an issue.
It comes with a ‘flying sword launcher 013’. You just have to channel your qi and blood into the ‘flying sword launcher’ to synchronize with it, and it will follow your will and target the enemy you have in mind. Thereafter, you just have to lightly press the button once. After you hear a swoosh, the disposable flying sword will shoot out and kill your enemy. It’s very convenient and easy to use; it’s the first defensive item that Venerable White prepared for you," explained Doudou.
Flying sword launcher? Song Shuhang initially felt that Great Master Profound Principle’s ‘Trial and Error Sword Controlling Technique’ was quite good, but who would have known Venerable White was on a whole new level—he could even come up with things like a flying sword launcher.
After lightly pressing it, the flying sword would shoot out. Come to think of it, it does sound pretty good.
"Also, that paper talisman is Venerable White’s very own ‘Ten Thousand Mile Flying Escape Technique’. If you are in a situation where your chance of defeating the enemy is zero, use use your mental power to activate that paper talisman. It will bring you to Venerable White’s side at the fastest speed possible," explained Doudou.
"Paper talisman... this one?" Asked Song Shuhang as he took out something that looked like a 50-cent tattoo sticker.
"That’s the one. According to Venerable White, for the sake of convenience and portability, he tweaked it a bit. All you’ve gotta do is to stick it onto your arm, just like a tattoo. It’s very convenient and you don’t have to worry about losing it," replied Doudou.
"Oh, you can use spells like that?" Song Shuhang grabbed the sticker and stuck it to his wrist. The picture of the spell was imprinted on it.
This is indeed a good method. I don’t have to do the whole digging-for-the-talisman-and-activating-it thing when fleeing to save my life.
"Speaking of which, Doudou, don’t you think this picture looks familiar?" Song Shuhang pointed at it and asked.
"Yeah, of course it looks familiar. Yesterday, when Venerable White was making the spell on the talisman, he said he wanted to cover it with some picture as an insurance lest the enemy finds out that it is the spell for the ‘Ten Thousand Mile Flying Escape Technique’. Hence, I
After reaching his dorm, Song Shuhang saw that three of his roommates were struggling to wake up, and all of them had bloodshot eyes. They had too much to drink last night and had yet to sober up.