I Am This Murim's Crazy Bitch

Chapter 183: Kaifeng Coming Soon (5)

Suddenly, the private room became solemn.

After a moment of silence, Qing tilted her head, and everyone offered their own comments.

“It’s true that Gong Sonyeye woman was rude, but the Gong Clan are people who keep to the right path, so it shouldn’t be enough to harm her.”

“That’s right. Sister, you shouldn’t kill or maim her. Even if not for that, there’s the Hidden Dragon Secret Competition, ah, you know killing is forbidden in the Hidden Dragon Secret Competition, right?”

“Yeah. Yeah. I’ll give you a few untraceable poisons, so do it secretly, secretly. What? Why?”

Qing narrowed her eyes.

“What’s this, how do you see me? I’m not asking to do her harm. I just want to return the hair ornament, that’s all.”

“Is there any need to do that? She denied it was hers, so you won’t particularly get any thanks for returning it.”

To this, Qing laughed awkwardly and said.

“No, Zhuge just talked about women’s underwear earlier.”

“Sister. If you say it like that, doesn’t it make me look like a strange person? What women’s underwear talk?”

“What? Are you saying I lied? You clearly said a woman’s underwear was secretly removed without her knowing.”

“This is the technique of misleading the truth with facts by editing parts... By removing the subject, it sounds like I did it. As expected, Sister, you’re terrifying.”

“You know that, yet you’ve been getting cheeky lately. Anyway, so Zhuge told me that returning the stolen underwear resulted in getting slapped, right?”

“If you’re going to do it anyway, could you please add the subject, ‘the Divine Thief’?”

“That’s the same thing. Come to think of it, when normal women experience such a thing, I’m not sure if it’s possible to not notice, but anyway, wouldn’t they pretend not to know rather than slap? Saying, ‘That’s not my underwear.’”

Because if they get angry there, it confirms that the underwear is theirs.

At that moment, the woman is no longer an ordinary woman.

She becomes a woman not wearing underwear!

In Qing’s opinion, it could be said she’s realized the way of comfort, but that sense of liberation and the situation of being exposed in front of others were separate matters.

“So, well. I think I was careless.”

“But it’s a hair ornament, right? What’s the problem with a woman having a hair ornament that she made such a fuss and got you locked up and starved for two days?” ȒAΝ∅ᛒË????@@@@

“That’s not for me to judge. Let’s say, for example, aphrodisiacs were found in San’s possession...”

If San experienced the same thing but the stolen item was an aphrodisiac?

Then the women following him would say, “Wow, I know how to take aphrodisiacs too. I want to drink it all up,” while licking their lips.

If it came from Tang Nanah’s possession, everyone would just say it’s natural because she’s from the Tang Clan.

But if aphrodisiacs came from Zhuge’s possession?

He’d just be a muscle pervert exercise freak.

They’d point fingers saying he’s a beast with the body of a beast, the brain of a sage, and the heart of an animal.

“Sister? Why only this younger brother...”

“Forget it. Everyone’s circumstances are different, so San would deny it’s his while lowering his voice a lot and shaking his eyebrows up and down, right? Since the person involved feels the shame, I shouldn’t judge carelessly.”

If it was something like a long phallic model instead of a hair ornament, Qing wouldn’t have asked in front of people, “Which of the gold dick, silver dick, or wooden dick that you stole is yours? This bastard stole it, so pick it out in front of all these market people and take it.”

But for Gong Sonyeye, the hair ornament might have been at a similar level of shame as a dick.

Saying the intention was good is no excuse.

Similarly, saying you didn’t know doesn’t work either.

Anyway, Miss Gong Sonyeye had denied it and left in a burst of anger.

Yet her eyes looking at the ornament were quite uneasy, so it might be an item with a story.

“So it’s right to return it, yeah.”

“Wow, Qing’er, really your heart, wow, how. Let me see your clothes, let me check for sewing marks.”

“Heavenly clothes without seams” means clothes of a fairy or comparable craftsmanship.

Tang Nanah said this while hugging Qing tightly, not hiding her truly moved voice.

“Really, Qing’er is too kind. Beautiful heart, beautiful face.”

To this blatant praise, Qing answered with an awkward smile.

“Nanah. Isn’t the position of your hands a bit strange? Usually when hugging, you don’t put strength in your hands, right?”

“No? Since I hugged from the side, it’s a very natural arm position? This is how we do it in Sichuan? It’s not strange at all?”

“This girl, whenever she gets a chance.”

Qing peeled Tang Nanah off.

She tried to cling and not let go, but how could she match Qing in strength?

“So, where is Miss Gong?”

“No, this voice, Sword Brother! Is it Sword Brother!”

Namgung Shinjae stood up abruptly and welcomed Qing.

He spoke as if he recognized her by her voice, but really, there was only one person in the world who called Namgung Shinjae “Sword Brother.”

“But Sword Brother, what’s with the face veil? Did you perhaps get a scar on your face? Don’t be too disheartened if that’s the case. A scar on the face means you stared down your enemy to the end, so for a swordsman, it could be said to be an honorable medal.”

“Hmm! Sword Brother! If you say such things to a woman who really has scars on her face, you might get stabbed with that sword you love so much! But, as a swordsman, in the end, you should become a scabbard to embrace the sword blade. Not a dao scabbard or spear scabbard.”

“Indeed! It wouldn’t be right for any weapon other than a sword to take this life. I believe you, you must be Sword Brother for sure. This clear and precious statement woven together is a golden rule and great writing that only Sword Brother could make.”

“Right. Have you been well?”

“What could have happened to me? How about Sword Brother?”

“Recently, my chest was split in half, from here to here, and from here to here, making a ten-character cross sword wound.”

“Ooh! How splendid! It’s a thousand-year regret that I can’t ask to see it.”

It was a half-and-half mix of responses that were hard to tell whether they were common sense or not.

It’s splendid, but given the area, he won’t ask to see it.

“As expected, I knew you’d understand. Unfortunately, Nanah here treated it well so no scar remains.”

“Ah. So it’s Miss Tang.”

“Blooming Poison Flower!” “Blooming Poison Flower!” “Blooming Poison Flower!”

The men who had been focusing on the only woman present shouted her title simultaneously as if they had made an agreement.

It was a sharp chorus as if they had rehearsed with their mouths in advance.

Qing just frowned behind her face veil.

What on earth?

Is that admiration even strictly set to one, two, three, now, as if it’s a time when it must be done?

Namgung Shinjae continued his greeting.

“We greeted at the last 70th birthday celebration, um, actually, we didn’t greet because the young lady was only sticking to the Jade Qilin’s side. What was it you said, that a wife can’t mix words with other men when her husband is present?”

“Uwaah! You’ve got the wrong person! I never said such things! There are things you can and can’t say to an unmarried maiden!”

Tang Nanah denied it with a bright red face.

Hmm. I should ask Zhuge to make a collection of Tang Nanah’s quotes from the Grand Patriarch’s, that is, Poison Grandfather’s 70th birthday celebration.

Interesting things keep coming out no matter how much you peel.

And then Qing and Namgung Shinjae loosened their swords and bumped their scabbards together.

Originally, swordsmen consider swords clashing to be a hundred times more insulting than shoulders bumping, so this was a greeting method showing true friendship tied by swords.

“So, Sword Brother, what brings you here?”

“Ah. Do you know where the Phoenix Association meeting is?”

“Ah. I see. The place was too small so we had to separate. The Phoenix Association should be in full swing at Liangyun Tower.”

“Liangyun Tower. Hmm. Why didn’t that Zhuge bastard just say one word.”

Then in Qing’s field of vision, she saw Zhuge Ihyeon excitedly chattering away without stopping his mouth.

Well, that’s to be expected.

Qing immediately understood.

Anyway, she wasn’t going to take Zhuge to the women’s meeting, so she might as well let him talk properly this time.

Qing and Tang Nanah struck out again and headed towards Liangyun Tower this time.

If they had sent a servant to find out in advance, they could have gone in one trip, but now they were moving for the third time.

“Qing’er, the Phoenix Association is war. It’s different from the good-natured Azure Dragon Association where they all drink together as friends. You don’t know about women’s society, but it’s a terribly cruel place where those bitches check each other, mock, and secretly bully.”

It was essentially Tang Nanah, who had just entered Murim, saying this to Qing, the Grand Elder of the Divine Maiden Sect, a women’s sect.

But having seen how things work in the Bliss Palace, Qing did have a feeling of “maybe, possibly.”

Although she didn’t believe it at all since it was Tang Nanah saying it.

“So Qing’er, just trust me. I’m the number one ranked Blooming Poison Flower Tang Nanah among the Five Flowers of Murim. Just stick close to my side.”

“Hmm. If you say so.”

Of course, since Qing was tall, it looked to everyone like Tang Nanah was clinging to her.

In fact, Tang Nanah was clinging to her.

And so Qing entered the tower.

In Tang Nanah’s words, it was the fox den of the Phoenix Association, a cruel battlefield where they crush each other’s dignity without swords and /genesisforsaken