Chapter 952 The Greedy Warcraft 2 (page 12)
Chapter 952 The Greedy Warcraft 2 (page 12)
Although his stomach was extremely uncomfortable, Dwight Howard still went up despite the pressure! At this time, he felt that he was still able to control himself.
"Anyway, there are only a few minutes left. If there is no timeout or anything, I should be able to go to the toilet by then!"
Howard thought.
The New York Knicks serve.
The ball came to Dennis Smith Jr., who organized the attack at the top of the arc after halftime. Zhao Feiyang went up to catch the ball from the wing, but he was tightly entangled by Danny Green. At the same time, Rajon Rondo was ready to double-team him at any time.
Seeing that his teammates were surrounded, Howard quickly moved to a high position to prepare for cover.
Zhao Feiyang still successfully caught the basketball, but Rondo and Danny had already entangled him.
Regarding this situation, Zhao Feiyang considered that now was not the time to expend physical energy, so he gave the ball to Andrew Wiggins on the wing.
Wiggins held the ball in singles. Facing interference from LeBron James, he wanted to use his body and speed to rush into the two zones, but unfortunately he was quickly stopped.
In terms of physical strength, LeBron rarely loses to others. Wiggins' style of play is obviously not the most suitable choice.
After being blocked, Wiggins saw that Howard had already occupied a position under the basket, and simply chose to give the ball to Howard.
Snapped.
The basketball finally fell into Howard's hands.
Howard received the basketball and prepared to hit Anthony Davis with his back.
Since the beginning of the series, Brother Big Eyebrow has scored many points on his head. If it had been back then, Howard would have given this young junior a hard lesson.
But now that he has passed his peak period, there are more and more times like this, and more often than not he is unable to deal with opponents like Brother Nongmei.
But this does not mean that Howard will give in. Whenever he has the opportunity, he will definitely choose to fight back!
Now was what he saw as his opportunity.
boom.
boom.
Howard picked up the basketball and prepared to lean in to play, and Brother Big Eyebrow also assumed an extremely tough defensive posture. However, at this moment, Howard's stomach suddenly growled, followed by a fart that Howard couldn't bear.
puff.
The sound is not loud, but the lethality is not small at all.
Almost in the blink of an eye, the expression on the face of Brother Nongmei, who was full of fighting spirit just now, suddenly became distorted.
"vomit!"
Brother Nongmei subconsciously made retching movements.
"wtf?"
"what?"
Although Howard was a little embarrassed, he was very smart. Taking advantage of the thick eyebrow brother's distraction, Howard suddenly rushed towards the basket, jumped high and dunked the ball in.
His movements were so fast that by the time Brother Nongmei reacted, it was already too late!
boom.
The basketball crashed into the basket.
There was applause from the outside.
The fans were amazed and screamed for Howard's strong performance. The Knicks players on and off the court also applauded Howard excitedly.
Howard, who scored a goal, did not expect it to be like this. Although he still felt uncomfortable in his stomach, this thing was like a biochemical weapon. If it was within a controllable range, it would be invincible!
"Dwight, what did you just do?"
"Why does it stink so much? Did you poop in your pants pocket?"
When Howard ran back, the thick-browed brother, whose face was still frightened, questioned him. Even though Howard did it, Howard would never admit it.
"Anthony, what are you talking about?"
"There are so many people on the court, why do you say it's me?"
"Dude, are you looking for trouble?"
Howard changed his usual playful smile and pretended to be unhappy.
After all, he is a veteran in the league, and Howard has rarely been so shameless. The confused brother with thick eyebrows could only apologize aloud for a while.
"Sorry! Man! I didn't mean to..."
"I guess I misunderstood you!"
Brother Nongmei said.
"Just know you were wrong!"
Howard said deliberately looking like an old-timer.
But when he finished speaking, his stomach couldn't help but growl again. Fortunately, the noise at the scene was very loud. Apart from the shouts of the fans and the sound of the music, others could not hear this little sound clearly.
The Lakers fought back.
Rondo held the ball across half court, and after reaching the top of the key, handed the ball to LeBron James.
LeBron held the ball in singles, and faced Wiggins who was marking him, he chose to play one-on-one. He changed directions and shook one after another, then threw Wiggins away and rushed towards the basket.
Seeing that LeBron was about to seize the opportunity to dunk, Andre Drummond stepped forward to interfere at the critical moment, and LeBron could only temporarily adjust to a layup.
At the last second before landing, LeBron threw the basketball toward the backboard. Bang, the basketball missed and the basketball quickly bounced out.
Three or four players under the basket jumped up at the same time, and the basketball also rolled out during the scramble. Brother Nongmei was the fastest and caught the ball with one slap. Unfortunately, his foot slipped and he lost his balance and fell forward.
Howard saw this and took the opportunity to pounce on him. This time he seized the opportunity and got the ball before the basketball rolled out of bounds.
Snapped.
Howard threw the ball, and Zhao Feiyang, who received the ball, counterattacked quickly with his teammates.
Seeing that the ball was thrown out, Howard breathed a sigh of relief.
But when he was about to stand up, his stomach growled again. What was even more unfortunate was that Brother Nongmei fell behind him, and his face was close to Howard's buttocks.
puff.
A silent fart suddenly shot out and headed straight for Brother Nongmei's face.
In less than a second, Brother Big Eyebrow's thick eyebrows instantly twisted together, just like the moment when Matt Damon's oxygen mask burst in "The Martian". asphyxia.
"wtf?"
"Damn it Dwight... and said it wasn't you!"
However, before the thick eyebrow brother could react, Howard's second wave of biochemical attacks followed.
collapse.
This time it was a rather rough fart, as if there was a little person living in Howard's anus, and it was trying its best to open the gap and escape.
It did!
It was like a tornado rushing toward Brother Nongmei's head, even his hair was blown up!
"Fuck me..."
Brother Nongmei almost turned over and rolled behind him. He didn't even care about the pain caused by the fall just now.
But even after leaving the previous position, Brother Nongmei still felt that the smell could not be dispersed around him.
vomit!
He finally couldn't help but vomited!
The whole place was in an uproar.
All the fans were stupid, and so were all the players! No one thought that Brother Nongmei would vomit during the game!
"Depend on!"
"What did this guy do?"
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